Sexy Caddies It Weren’t
My husband loves to golf and it almost ruined our marriage. It’s not what you think; an affair with a sexy, young caddy or too many cans of beer on the course. Our problem was much worse I must admit. I’ll be straight with you - I almost ruined his favorite pastime by polishing his gold clubs with jewelry cleaner. Yeah I know, golf clubs aren’t diamond earrings, but what did he expect - they were dirty! When Mitzel discovered that I had cleaned his precious clubs, he accused me of trying to turn him into a girl. He actually said, “should I put on a tutu and some lipstick?”
Our marriage suffered badly. For nearly two hours we didn’t even hum together (one of our favorite pastimes) and later that night he didn’t even feed me my favorite snack: sardines. Truly, I felt lost. That night I had a dream that I would buy him a golf bag travel cover to make up for my indiscretion. The next day I did and Mitzel cried tears of joy. That night he met me on the couch with sardines in hand! He even dipped them in my favorite condiment: ketchup! Love was in the air that night!
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March 10th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
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March 10th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
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March 10th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Sexy Caddies It Weren’t | Dream Street Marketing…
I’m on my way to the Yucatan next week and I wanted to make sure I have everything ready. I went online and saw what you wrote on luggage sets so I made sure my luggage set would do the job of keeping my things intact. Thanks for such wonderfully w…
March 10th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
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Im on my way to the Yucatan next week and I wanted to make sure I have everything ready. I went online and saw what you wrote on luggage sets so I made sure my luggage set would do the job of keeping my things intact. Thanks for such wonderfully writ…
March 10th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Sexy Caddies It Weren’t | Dream Street Marketing…
I’m on my way to the Yucatan next week and I wanted to make sure I have everything ready. I went online and saw what you wrote on luggage sets so I made sure my luggage set would do the job of keeping my things intact. Thanks for such wonderfully w…
March 10th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Sexy Caddies It Weren’t | Dream Street Marketing…
I’m on my way to the Yucatan next week and I wanted to make sure I have everything ready. I went online and saw what you wrote on luggage sets so I made sure my luggage set would do the job of keeping my things intact. Thanks for such wonderfully w…